Corrupt a Wish!

First topic message reminder :

Basically, someone makes a wish, you grant it, but corrupt it. LIKE A GENIE

Ex.

Tamriel: I wish I had a pony

Hurricane: Granted, but it ran away
I wish I had a taco

and soo on. I'll start

I wish I had a skateboard

Granted, but the things you don't care about drowned you in a lake.

I wish that teens will stop texting on phones during class.

Granted, but it will never happen.

I wish that school was shorter.

Granted, but the president won't allow it. burn

I wish that Slenderman has an account to this website.

(Don't you mean the school board?) Granted, but he prefers his prey in the flesh not online.

I wish that I would of gotten hom earlier ( even though I got home at 8:30).

Granted, but Slendy is waiting for you.

I wish that the dinos will come back to life.

Granted but they killed you.

I wish that people would shut up sometimes.

Granted, but people still talk anyways.

I wish that the APP will have more active people. (No offense.)

Granted but the site gets deleted.

I wish that I would knew.